Goat jokes and Funny goats

 

Humans love hilarious moments. Some crack jokes to make other laugh. Some funny antics of people make others in vicinity to laugh.
 

Many consider animals as funny, hence goats also comes under funny animals.
 

Goats are curious and strange at times. Playful antics of funny goats can make one laugh in a big way.
 

You can watch a great deal of funny goats’ videos on some television channels, youtube, and other online websites. There are some funny videos for you to see below here.
 

There are many jokes related to goats, and we feature some here below.

When goats become scared they do certain weird stuff, and it can look extremely funny to us. Goats feel itchy about their horns and head. Therefore, they search for anything that can help them in scratching their itch.

 

While talking about funny goats, their curiosity makes them hilarious. Since goats can climb, you might find them in some unusual places out of their curiosity, entangled in mess.

 

These are some of the popular funny goat jokes.
 

 

What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.

 

What do you call a goat with a beard?
It is goatee!

 

Why is it hard to carryon a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.

 

What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.

 

What do you call a goat at sea?
Billy Ocean.

 

What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.

 

 

Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.

 

 

What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.

 

 

What do you call an unemployed goat?
Billy Idol.

 

 

Kids are quite fond of funny goats and they enjoy playing with them. Kids tease the goats and make them do some silly things. There are some funny goat cartoon characters. Many companies use the images of funny goats in their merchandises.
 

People involved in keeping goats come across numerous goat jokes as well as funny goats. Goat care becomes enjoyable when the person giving care and the goat enjoys each other’s company.

 

Goats are so affectionate and playful. Hence, there will be some hilarious moments all the way.

 

Goat Jokes & Puns

"Doctor, Doctor I feel like a goat".
"How long have you felt like that"?
..... "Since I was a kid".



Why did the ram run over the cliff?
Answer: ...He didn't see the ewe turn.


Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
..... Because they're always butting in.


What do you call a goat's beard?
.... A goatee.


How do you keep a goat from charging?
..... You take his credit card away!


What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a goat??
..... You get a hare in your milk!


Why is it hard to have a conversation with a goat??
..... Because the goat always butts in!


What do you call an unemployed goat?
..... Billy Idol!


What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
....... Billy Ocean!

What do you call a goat with a beard?
....... Goatee!

What do you call the best 'butter' on the farm?
.........A goat


Goat Golf Joke

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a billy goat standing next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Baahh. 9 Iron" The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. " Baahh. 9 Iron."

He looks at the billy goat and decides to prove him wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked.

He says to the billy goat, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky goat, eh?" The billy goat reply's " Baahh. Lucky goat."

The man decides to take the billy goat with him to the next hole. "What do you think goat?" the man asks. " Baahh. 3 wood."

The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the billy goat, "OK where to next?" The billy goat reply, " Baahh. Las Vegas."

So, they go to "Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK goat, now what?" The billy goat says, " Baahh. Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, " What do you think I should bet?" The billy goat replies, " Baahh. $3000,black 6."

Now, this is a million to one shot to win, but after the golf game, the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.

The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. Once in the hotel room the man says "Goat, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." "Just name it and it is yours." The billy goat replies, " Baaah, Kiss Me."

He figures why not, since after all the goat did for him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the billy goat turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.

".... And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room."



What's for Dinner?

The young couple invited their elderly pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having.

"Goat," the little boy replied.

"Goat?" replied the startled man of the cloth, "Are you sure about that?"

"Yep," said the youngster. "I heard Dad say to Mom, 'Today is just as good as any to have the old goat for dinner.'

 

 

Running goat joke

 

Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole.

"Wow...that looks deep."

"Sure does, toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is."

They pick up a few pebbles and throw them in and wait... no noise

"Jeeez. That is REALLY deep... here.. throw one of these great big rocks down there. Those should make a noise."

They pick up a couple football-sized rocks and toss them into the hole and wait... and wait. Nothing.

They look at each other in amazement. One gets a determined look on his face and says, "Hey...over here in the weeds, there's a railroad tie. Help me carry it over here. When we toss THAT sucker in, it's GOTTA make some noise."

The two drag the heavy tie over to the hole and heave it in. Not a sound comes from the hole.

Suddenly, out of the nearby woods, a goat appears, running like the wind. It rushes toward the two men, then right past them,running as fast as it's legs will carry it. Suddenly it leaps in the air and into the hole.

The two men are astonished with what they've just seen... Then, out of the woods comes a farmer who spots the men and ambles over.

"Hey... you two guys seen my goat out here?"

"You bet we did! Craziest thing I ever seen! It came running like crazy and just jumped into this hole!"

"Nah", says the farmer, "That couldn't have been MY goat. My goat was chained to a railroad tie."


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(needless to say, I don't think this joke is very funny, from the goat's viewpoint)

 

Goat Jokes and Puns

by Helene Malmsio

 

Here are some fun goat puns to add to our collection of Goat Jokes here on the site - ENJOY!


Where do you find a group of gossipy goats?
….The petty zoo!



You know what really gets my goat?
…..A handful of pellets!



How do you know when a goat is in the closet?
…..He has a beard!



What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
…..Goat Stories!



What kind of music do goats listen to?
…...Baaa-ch!


 

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